Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a black card, and everyone else answers with their funniest white card.
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You may print one copy of this PDF and play it with your friends. Don’t try to make money off of this PDF; there is no legal way to use it to make money. The PDF includes game rules and printing instructions.
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Cards Against Humanity is available almost everywhere in the world for sale by us. We always sell the main game for $25 and the expansions for $20 in the U.S.
Here are the fucking rules
Of course there is. It's called "A Good Game of Cards" and it was written and recorded by our friends, The Doubleclicks. You can download the song as a DRM-free Mp3.
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Sorry, bucko. If you live in America you’ll get the American version of the game. If you live in Australia or New Zealand, you’ll get the Australian version. If you live in Canada, you’ll get the Canadian version. If you live in the UK, well… you get it. This is to prevent the spread of invasive species like Kudzu vine, blood barnacles, Russian shit beetles, musk thistles, Tunisian sand pickles, or Dementors.
You'll get the American version because we star spangled said so.
We can’t guarantee we’ll be able to stock your store, but if you’d like to get more information, send an email to Wholesale@CardsAgainstHumanity.com.
The expansions are not available as downloads - you have to buy them as fancy printed cards. After you buy the expansions, we will exchange your money for goods and services.
For the Canadian version of Cards Against Humanity, we wrote a bunch of new jokes about Canada. Surprise, surprise. The Canadian cards are not available in the U.S., especially if you email us about it.
For the UK edition of Cards Against Humanity, we've rewritten about 15% of the game to adapt it to an outmoded culture. We were too fat and American to adapt the expansions, but you can still buy them at pornvpn免费下载.
For the Australian edition of Cards Against Humanity, we've changed about 15% of the game to adapt it to a vapid, fun-loving culture. We were too fat and American to adapt the expansions, but you can still buy them at our store.
We offer an expansion pack called Your Shitty Jokes. It contains 50 blank cards that you can write on to make your game of CAH objectively less fun to play.
If you place no value on your time, help us make the game better by playing some simulated hands at the Cards Against Humanity Lab.
That's not a question.
We own the name “Cards Against Humanity,” the graphic design of our game, the slogan, logos, and all of our writing. That means you need a license from us to use any of those things. Please don't make something that's an obvious knockoff of Cards Against Humanity's brand or name. In the United States you have to defend your intellectual property or you lose control of it; please don't force us into a legal conflict where we have to defend ourselves—we just want to write jokes.
Yes, but you can only use the writing; you can't use anything else (our name, logos, slogan, design, etc.)—just the questions and answers. We give you permission to use the Cards Against Humanity writing under a limited Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license. That means you can use our writing if (and only if) you do all of these things:
If you bought something from our webstore, the answer to your question might be in our store FAQ. If you bought something on Amazon, you can contact them here. Otherwise, email us at Mail@CardsAgainstHumanity.com and we’ll do our best to help.
Yep! You can learn more about it here.
No, you’ll find it boring. We’re just an office of people working quietly. The more interruptions we get, the less we get done, and then it’s all over, no more things, what happened, it’s all gone, they were just here yesterday, I never liked that card game to begin with, etc. If you’re visiting Chicago, here’s some things to do that are more fun than visiting our office: The Chicago Design Museum, a live taping of Wait Wait … Don’t Tell Me!, Improvised Shakespeare, The New New Show at the Playground Theater, The Neo-Futurists, TJ & Dave, or a Chicago Architecture Cruise. Occasionally we hold public events in the Cards Against Humanity space. You can sign up to receive invites at CardsAgainstHumanity.com/chicago.
No. We'll probably send you a polite response, but we'll also laugh at you and say, "Didn't they read the FAQ?"
Take a deep breath. Contemplate the transience of all things. In your mind’s eye, envision the faces of everyone you love and everything you hold dear, and let them go. Then email us at Mail at CardsAgainstHumanity dot com.
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